My best friend just texted me ” When a male honey bee climaxes during sex his testicles explode and then he dies.” Well that’s good to know I guess.
I hope my mom doesn’t kill me for using my college money to buy a book for enjoyment. C’est la vie.
I love my Ethics professor. The first thing he said to us was I will offend you cock sucker mother fucker. Plus he’s Irish so I can just listen to him speak all day.
When I first registered for classes they told me I couldn’t test out French 1. Guess what UWF I just did and I’m now in French 3 so suck on that ahahah
I think the guy upstairs just fell of his bed. I just heard a giant thunk and that’s the only logical thing I can think of.
bewaretheartist replied to your photo: I already miss real food At least you can make those. I can’t do it right. :/ How do you mess it up?
Why is Emily so mean to me )’:
I have the coolest film class ever. Our first assignment is to watch Star Wars and he lets us have group quizzes and test.
I’m nervous about my first day of class tomorrow. It doesn’t really help that it’s an 8am class either.
I met a nerdfighter at my college. My life is complete.
I’m socially inept when it comes to talking to guys.
My mom and I text in sexual innuendos. Is that weird?
Anonymous asked: I see you ;P
My phone just auto corrected the word “probably” to “flung.” How are those two words even remotely related?
nataliesfantasticadventures replied to your post: Goal of today: see how many episodes of Doctor Who… YAY I AM PROUD OF YOU. I thought this was about my scholarship ahah I think I got up to 6 today. I have no life when classes are canceled
Apparently I got more scholarships than I realized and all my schooling is paid for. I don’t even know how this happened!
Why do people think it’s a good idea to walk around campus in pajamas?
Goal of today: see how many episodes of Doctor Who I can watch
One for the Road: Reason I don't want to go back... →
forgetthepast-justbreathe: 1. I actually have to wear pants all the time, and a shirt. 2. I have to be around people all day. 3. I have to reteach myself how to sleep with 4 parties and people breaking down doors. 4. I have to do work. 5. The commons, or worse G&Ts (just gave away where I go if anyone knows about them) …
Anonymous asked: You are beautiful <3
LAKSDLKFJDLAKJSDKJ I freaking hate asks limits.
Claire gave me the worst marry fuck kill Tom Daley, Tom Felton, and Draco Malfoy. That bitch
theemotionsofcreativity replied to your post: I’m the biggest idiot ever!! So I was freaking… Try not to rob any banks before it come through. I’ll try not to. No promises though!
I just really want chipotle, but there’s not one here. This is such a bad craving.
I’m the biggest idiot ever!! So I was freaking out why my scholarship was showing up and stupid me checked that I was a felon by accident. At least I can fix it and get my money!
Somebody from my college just sent me a friend request. Never seen them in my life. I’m not quite sure how she found me or how she knows me. I’m so confused right now.
It’s so hard to not to sing along to Death Cab for Cutie. This is taking so much will power, but I know the people next door don’t want to hear me sing.
Classes got cancelled and start back on Thursday holllaaaa!
My school was just giving out free papa johns
Why is there an ask limit? I’m a social person…on the internet.
FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP TO HOOK UP TO THE WIFI!
whatsyonamebro: Me and Kim are canon you guise. H8 on it. Kimthia 4 lyfe
First line in my English textbook “okay, good you’ve made it past the front cover.” This one might be worth reading.
I’m going to miss sleeping with music playing.
Just bought my textbooks. It hurts.
Lol at people from my high school trying to be my friend now. You ignored me then why would I want to talk to you now?
I don’t know how to connect to the wifi. What are laptops good for if they don’t have internet? I guess I’ll watch Lilo and Stitch. Oh and my roommates not here so I have the room to myself tonight.
There’s a restaurant called Cock of the Walk across the street. Sounds classy.
This guy in front of me looks like Tom Felton.
The only bad thing about long car trips is that I can’t escape when my parents start talking about their sex life.
I FINALLY FINISHED PACKING! That took way longer than I thought.
theemotionsofcreativity replied to your post: Being home alone on my last night in town kind of… LET ME LOVE YOU KIM!